After a long day at the office, a guy finds his exhausted wife lying on the bed, gasping for air.
Inquiring about your whereabouts, the man asks.
“Um,” she responds with a stutter. The thought of a heart attack is making me feel queasy. “Oh, I’ll call an ambulance!” the naive spouse exclaims. As soon as he hears his son Johnny’s sobbing, he dashes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts dialing 911. What’s wrong, son? the dad wants to know.
“Daddy, Uncle James is in the closet naked, my darling,” his distraught toddler says. Furious, the dad dashes back upstairs, rips open the wardrobe, and discovers his brother standing there, nude—exactly as his son had warned.

Jim, you bastard, the man yells. “My wife is having a heart attack over there, and you’re making Johnny scared by running around naked!”
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